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the lean doggy

A sex position that is sometimes painful to the female during sex. You take a sturdy object that is about the same height of the female's armpits used for her to lean on while the male is standing behind the woman and humps her in either the ass or the vagina. This will cause an orgasm for both the male and the female.
Dave: Hey babe, what position do you want to try now?
Brittany: I don't know. What did you have in mind?
Dave: I think we should do the lean doggy. Grab that table, stand it up, lean on it, and then let me hump you. I
Brittany: Wouldn't that hurt?
Dave: Yes, but it will give you a very long orgasm.
Brittany: Okay, only because I haven't had an orgasm from you since our honeymoon 4 years ago.
by JakePauler4LifeWasTaken May 21, 2018
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Lean

Lean is a purple liquid. You can make it with the following recipe (don't):
Pour 420 servings of Benadryl, sprite cranberry, and jolly ranchers of any flavor into a large mixing bowl. next add twelve cubes of sugar. For different flavor, you can use pyramids and maybe spheres. Next, you must microwave the bowl for 69 seconds. Then, mix it all together until it represents a certain white, sticky substance. After that you bake it for an hour and nine minutes exactly. Finally, take it out of the oven and pour it into a glass and you have your very own homemade lean!
An idot: yo can you pass me the lean?
Chad: no fuck you it has 420 Benadryls.
by Arson Lord October 4, 2022
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Levy County Lean

Truck style that only works on Chevy and GMC Trucks. Don’t try to use on a FORD otherwise you will be found broken down on the side of the road. Levy County lean lifts the front 2 - 12” while removing the blocks, leaf springs or adding drop shackles. You should not be able to see over your hood of the truck while "leanin", the truck should feel as you're in a space ship pointed towards the sky. After the lean is installed this increases towing capacity, miles per gallon and adds horsepower.
Oh look ole JJ got that Levy County Lean on his 90's body style Chevy Silverado.
by get er done! July 13, 2021
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Lean Mean Thirteen

a 2007 novel by Janet Evanovich, the thirteenth in the Stephanie Plum series
Lean Mean Thirteen, and several of the subsequent novels, focus on Stephanie getting caught up in the search for a missing person, in a manner related only peripherally, or not at all, to her work as a fugitive apprehension agent.
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Thai Lean

A slang term for Thailand’s street version of “lean.” Unlike the American version that mixes codeine cough syrup with soda and candy, Thai Lean is almost always just kratom tea (namtom) combined with diphenhydramine (Benadryl) syrup or crushed tablets, sometimes with tramadol or other cheap medicines. While soda might be added occasionally to mask the bitterness The effect is a heavy, sedating high layered over kratom’s stimulant base, but it’s unpredictable and carries significant health risks.
Most dudes round here just drink Thai Lean without any soda, it hits harder that way.
by RealCulture August 25, 2025
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Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology
When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.
by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025
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lean on

To intimidate or force someone to do something, possibly using force
Police officer "We have many ways we can lean on your man to make it uncomfortable for him in this town"

-Some old movie
by demergatroid January 19, 2019
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