A fat scum sucking piece of shit who really needs to hit the gym. He always smells like cheese and pickles.. and the rat bastard owes me a juul pod. I hope he gets hit by a van full of Mexicans and they get out and turn him into a burrito.
by Anolastronaut February 1, 2020
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by Mr.sillybottoms July 25, 2019
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Oh my is that Landon
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He'll makes jokes about random things
Hes obsessed with Wilbur soot
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Hes cute and his voice sounds like heaven
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