Skip to main content

Las Vegas

The epitomie of everything wrong with the United States. If you could materialize the current MTV viewership into one place, this would be it. I have lived here my entire life, and in my travels elsewhere, I have yet to find another place with a population less educated, less interested in their fellow man and more materialistic than in Vegas. In 50 years, this city will be looked at as the model for what NOT to do in urban planning. As a final note, I'd like to extend a special thanks to all you talentless Southern Californians for crowding our town in search of blue collar jobs already taken up by those equally worthless individuals who preceded you in their journey here. A big hats off to all of you.
Wow, Las Vegas really does suck! Another martini anyone?
by Wyatt H October 2, 2005
mugGet the Las Vegas mug.

la nigra

A combination of all the std's. Synonym is herpa-ghona-syphil-aids.
First she just had AIDS, then she had sex with Tommy. Tommy had herpes, crabs and a recently contracted case of genital warts. Now she has AIDS, herpes, crabs and genital warts. Then she had sex with Vincent... So on and so forth, hence contracting la nigra.
by Moniker December 10, 2007
mugGet the la nigra mug.

La' Raoul

A sexual position when the female is sitting in the trunk of the car and the male is standing hitting his leg painfully on the bumper of the car.
"Hes doing La' Raoul"
by Vinnie Bruno, Scylor Olheiser October 20, 2008
mugGet the La' Raoul mug.

Legalize LA

A campaign by American Apparel spread on T-Shirts, Billboards, Bus Benches, Window Ads and more promoting immigration reform.
Person 1: I got a Legalize LA shirt from AA yesterday.

Person 2: Si Se Puede!
by LEGALIZE LA 2009 June 2, 2009
mugGet the Legalize LA mug.

La Perla

Anna: oh, my god I love your bra!
Sophie: I know, I bought it at La Perla!
by dangermouse January 30, 2005
mugGet the La Perla mug.

La Habra

Small-ish city in the northwest corner of Orange County, California. Also known as "Guadalahabra" for its significant Latino population.
Latina: "I'm from Orange County too."
Dude from Huntington Beach: "Geez, with so many Mexicans, I thought La Habra was in LA County."

OC Girl #1: "I grew up in Brea."
OC Girl #2: "Well, Brea has one thing going for it. It's not La Habra."
by Bertha Ventation April 24, 2007
mugGet the La Habra mug.

Las Vegas

An ingenious way to waste 28 billion gallons of water.
As long as I get my hookers gambling and free food, who gives a fuck about the sprinklers?

A metropolis in the middle of a desert is a wonderful, long-lasting idea.

I go to Las Vegas to not give a shit about the worlds problems and subsequently increase them.
by Flagged February 19, 2013
mugGet the Las Vegas mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email