Josh

A complete asshole that only dates during the school year. Lies about everything, and will tell you he loves you, even though he has other hoes. Don't trust this person. He will rip your heart into pieces. I repeat, he lies about loving you.

"He looks nice"

"Oh, I can't fucking stand him! He is a lier and a cheater. Don't ever date him, he's such a Josh."

by BlondeWitch June 29, 2018

The Joshes

A group of guys that come in your home while you may be at work, outside in the yard, or even inside your own home that disguise themselves with their surrounding areas to blend in with the current environment in order to take advantage of your significant other.

Her: I wonder when "The Joshes" will be here. My boyfriend is downstairs cleaning the garage.

by JONinPCOLA July 7, 2020

Josh

An all around complete dick, he will dump you within at least a month, extreemly untrustworthy, and will break your heart.

That boy, Josh, he's such an asshole.

by T-BONE129553823863485 May 3, 2018

Josh

Josh's are crazy and likes to have fun

Can be annoying they are either sweet and loyal or only wanting one thing

Look Josh is being cray cray

by Hershey356 January 12, 2017

Josh

He is gay ass shit and sucks dick

He is such a josh

by Trey22 June 12, 2017

Josh

He is someone who is always sick. He had a concussion and doesn’t stop bringing it up and annoys all his friends. He can be stupid sometimes, but still has friends

Yo have you seen josh today, he won’t stop talking about this concussion he had?

by Officialtwinkie February 28, 2020

Josh

An ass eating champion of the people. He squats to parallel and doesn't take your shit. He enjoys his steak rare and his ladies rarer. His garlic bread is known world wide.

Josh would never fucking eat banana bread (the lowest form of bread)

by Buttery Gbread March 1, 2017