Christmas Krook

A Christmas Krook is someone does not like Christmas !

1. A grumpy person

2. Bad attitude towards Christmas

3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .

4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .
1 . ''Your the mean one , Mr.Grinch ''

2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''

3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''

4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''

''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''

''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''
by Steven Griffiths December 03, 2011
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Christmas-itis

When you wake up every christmas at 4 in the morning and can't go back to.sleep
God I'm sooo tired. I got a bad case of Christmas-itis this morning.
by merisbear December 26, 2014
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Christmas Noob

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.
"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"
by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019
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Christmas Sac

Soma and Lotus; Rock and Pressure.

A sack w/ methamphetamine, and loud.
by Tweak Station April 02, 2019
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christmas tight

The period of time after Christmas and New Years where the clothes you wore prior to the holidays that fit well, all of a sudden are a little tighter than they should be.
"I got this new dress shirt for Christmas. I went to wear it with my favorite work pants, but they are a little Christmas tight now."
by JammyLegs January 02, 2008
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christmas tree

Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.
me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.
by Dragomir Andreyevich September 11, 2007
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Christmas Steambag

you take a big chick, put her in a santa like sac, then take a shit in it and throw it over your shoulder (shouting ho ho ho is optional)
Dude, i gave that fat chick a mean christmas steambag last night
by chavez "the ripper" jesus June 09, 2009
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