by GwiGwis32 March 11, 2018
Get the titty flakes mug.A guy in a group of friends who always falls on the grenade the grenade. A flak jacket provides protection from grenade shrapnel to the wearer in real life, while a figurative flak jacket protects his group of guys from getting grenades. A flak jacket is not to be confused with a wingman a wing man is usually a relationship where all guys are on equal terms and take turns wing-manning for one another, however a flak jacket usually has less game than the other guys so he is almost always willing to take the grenade, because he can't get other girls. A flak jacket is a great friend to have because it can protect you from potentially lethal grenade shrapnel while flirting with chicks.
Friend #1: Hey man look at those three chicks over there, I got the hot blonde with the big tits.
Friend #2: Fine I got the fine latina chick with the awesome ass.
Friend #1: I guess that means you got the pig faced chick man.
Friend #3 (flak jacket): Fine if you say so, I guess Im falling on the grenade again.
Friend #2: Fine I got the fine latina chick with the awesome ass.
Friend #1: I guess that means you got the pig faced chick man.
Friend #3 (flak jacket): Fine if you say so, I guess Im falling on the grenade again.
by jdazzle217 September 8, 2011
Get the Flak Jacket mug.Flake is kick ass member of the band Rammstein. Pronounced "Flock-eh" not flake as in snow flakes.
He is also known to be a pussy destroyer.
He is also known to be a pussy destroyer.
by liveausberlin December 5, 2012
Get the Flake mug."damn nigga, you be actinn real flakey.!"
by biggmoney86 December 9, 2009
Get the Flakey mug.by yoshimi May 11, 2004
Get the Flake mug.by invader horizongreen March 18, 2011
Get the flacker mug.by MoneyGirl189 January 15, 2009
Get the Flanky mug.