Couple

People who cuddle and shit

Person 1: "No we're just friends, but we still cuddle and shit"

Person 2: "Oh so you're a couple?"

by verysmartperson59584 October 2, 2021

couple squad

a couple squad is when you and your friends couples go to the cinema come back and have a cluster fuck after that they swap couples and keep doing this process until they end up with their desired couple

mum there was a amazing couple squad today

by oafandahalf June 22, 2016

straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie October 31, 2023

Power couple

Both parts work is focused in energy or power systems.

Gabriel works to improve the power grid and Sofie does politics of the Energy Transition. They are obviously a power couple.

by Gissa2 February 11, 2024

Digital Couple

When a short and fat guy marries a thin and tall girl or vice versa, then they can be called a digital couple. Coz, when they stand together they resemble a 1 and 0.

Ramesh : Hey did you meet Carla and Sam?
Eric : No, I could not. I want to though..
Ramesh : They are a true digital couples. Try to make it next time.

by scamafia February 23, 2011

Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy

person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs

by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023

Mixed Race Couples

The 2021 UK Census recorded that 2.7% of the UK population identified as being in a mixed race relationship. Further recent surveys have suggested that interracial couples make up 7% of relationships in England and Wales. However conversely, in "TV land" or more accurately television advertisements, 90% of the couples appearing in adverts appear to be in mixed race relationships.

I don't know what's going on, but I think there's something wrong with my new TV, every advert has mixed race couples in it. I tried adjusting the horizontal and vertical hold, but that didn't make any difference! So I phoned Curry's to complain, they said "not us, mate, you want the Advertising Standards Authority".

by Wasitpolad October 14, 2024