Considered by many to be the jewel of Massachusetts when in reality it contains rich, pompous assholes, private beaches, and bumper to bumper traffic. Massachusetts residents who choose to avoid this, often flock to NH where they complain about the lack of shopping malls and things to do.
Masshole 1:Going to the cape this weekend? (cape cod)
Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.
Masshole 1:Can i come with?
Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.
Masshole 1:Can i come with?
by Stronk August 21, 2006
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he: Have you heard that awesome song by Vampire Weekend? It goed like 'is your bed made, is your sweater on, do you wanna fuck, like you know I do?'
she: Yeah, that's Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa!
she: Yeah, that's Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa!
by al0hafromhell_ December 27, 2011
Get the Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa mug.One of the best places to live on earth, but the old rich summer people that live here for 2 months (july & august) ruin the beach nights for the locals by calling the police on bonfires and such. The local youths that tough out the long hard winters (while the rich old farts go to their homes in florida) love to drink and have fun in the summer, and will never stop for any tourists!
Johnny Local: "Hey dude pretty awsome night on Cape Cod huh?"
Sammy Livehere: "Ya man wicked, you can see bonfires all the way down to P-Town. I just hope Old Man Rivers dosnt call the cops on us again"
Johnny Local: I know that guy's a dick, these are our beaches too!
Sammy Livehere: I know man! lets pound some beers and enjoy the night on this awsome awsome place to live
Sammy Livehere: "Ya man wicked, you can see bonfires all the way down to P-Town. I just hope Old Man Rivers dosnt call the cops on us again"
Johnny Local: I know that guy's a dick, these are our beaches too!
Sammy Livehere: I know man! lets pound some beers and enjoy the night on this awsome awsome place to live
by Nick Rob October 2, 2005
Get the cape cod mug.A woman who has anal sex with a man, takes his fecal stained penis and inserts it in her mouth. He repeats this action multiple times until the woman has a sufficient amount of poop in her mouth. She then then puts the feces onto a tray like a piece of chocolate and places it in the oven, lets it cook and then ingests it.
by Tim Granger-Johnson July 1, 2008
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Get the Spotted Cod mug.A Cape Cod local is someone that was BORN on the cape and was raised here. To be considered a local you have to live here year round (for the older people at least 25-30 years) and have attended one of the many elementary, middle and high schools that are scattered around the place that most of us call home. I cannot stress this enough, TOURISTS listen up, just because you summer here for X amount of years does not mean you're a local, the people that live here, LOCALS, cater to you're every needs, we work our asses off to keep the people like you happy and coming back for more the next summer.......so think twice about calling yourself a local because EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US knows what it is to be a true cape codder.....and hell just to top it off, we'll out drink ANY of you any day of the week! So CHEERS to the true local cape codders!
by Local Cape Codder June 25, 2009
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