Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011

Bang Drunk

Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.

Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"

You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.

"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"

"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"

by MagickDio September 28, 2011

whatchu bang

usually used to ask what gang or group someone is affiliated with

person 1: yo whatchu bang
person 2: blood all day
person 1: that sure is nifty! See ya later you silly fella!

by pinkish_panther October 13, 2022

One bang

The act of knocking someone unconcious in one punch.

Oi, give 'im the one bang!

by Tobedottty January 27, 2009

Head Bang

To sling one's head forward and then back rapidly as to rock-and-roll music.

Jimmy's hair whipped Shaundra in the face because she was too close when he was head banging.

by JasonDB September 1, 2005

Iowa Banging

When you're out on a dance floor and you finger a girl while dancing.

We were out on the dance floor Iowa Banging.

by Skew19 January 18, 2010

Banging Shit

Slang for 'a large poo.' When your desperate for a MASSIVE shit. Also if you wait long enough your poo could turn 'banging.'

Person: This shit just turned banging.

or

Person 1: Gosh I need a Banging Shit.
Person 2: How do you know its Banging?
Person 1: Because I tell its going to be huge!!

by Rebbs July 9, 2010