super aids

Super Aids, first discovered in July 2009, is a mutation of Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome far more aggressive and harmful than previous strands of AIDS. It has displayed the ability to be transferred by carriers who do not feel any ill effects, and can be released by airborne, oral intake, or via sexual contact. Since it's first discovery in Indiana, individuals with symptoms of the disease have been identified in California, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Michigan, Washington D.C., New York, and Illinois.

Garrett contracted super aids after drinking after Kat at the party last night.

by kmay2 December 12, 2009

Good AIDS

AIDS that you enjoy catching.

Yeah but I've got the good AIDS

by Jenny B. Goode April 14, 2010

Ryan Aids

A type of disease that only people With the name Ryan have. It cures all diseases but will still burn to urinate. You could possible get this one night at some nice bar, or your local doctor could give you a straight dose of the disease.

Girl: Man, my life has gotten so much better after last night.
Guy: why, what happend?
Girl: well, I used to have all these std's, but they seem to have magicaly disappeared after i met a young chap named Ryan. But it still burns to piss.
Guy: I think you got Ryan Aids.

by jiwe May 21, 2011

virtual AIDS

the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kaspersky and AVG condoms, giving you all kinds of nasty diseases like trojans, spyware, and malware.

virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS

i didn't have any good forms of virtual protection, so my computer contracted virtual AIDS, and now all my friends have it too :)

by GBurn387 June 23, 2009

tool-aid

The cream that comes out of a dick.

That girl just got a mouth full of my tool-aid!

by saltnpeppa2 December 1, 2009

Poppa's Aids

Short version of a phrase describing a complete tool. Someone completely unpopular and irritating. Someone who can raise a collective groan just by entering a room. He's as "popular as aids" Often used to refer to ginger bastards.

Jonny Briggs is a ginger bastard who's as "Poppa's Aids"

by Tim Lister April 10, 2008

Mega Aids

Stage 5 of Cooties.
Once you get Mega Aids, you won't revert back

"Dude, I wish I had Mega Aids."
"Bro, be weary of what you wish for, it might just come true."

by Jink Horberrett August 11, 2018