jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

Jarring

Chelsea and Grace.

Chelsea and Grace are so jarring.

by chjicken September 29, 2020

boobies jar

1. a jar of boobies

2. the most terrific account run by the most excellent user ! 😊

A: Oi did you see boobies jar’s new post LMFAO 😭
S: NYAAJSKDKJDJD PLSSSSS 💀💀

by pickledboobs November 21, 2021

Superman Jar

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.

- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.

by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019

Cold jar codgers

Cold jar codgers are people who have had there own children.

The baby boomer generation are 'Cold jar codgers'.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

Jarness

A real word

Jarness worked well today

by Jarness man 101 February 14, 2021

Mason jar molly

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.

Mason jar Molly is bottling and storing her farts in mason jars for significant financial gain!!

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025