Derek is known as the Rubber band man, he is wild as the Taliban, he usually found having a nine in my right, forty-five in my other hand. They also call Dereks trouble, always in trouble man, but his bank account is always worth a couple hundred grand.
Watch out for that Derek!!
by CassieRidenoel September 10, 2019

He is an amazing guy who is always there for you when you need him. He is often times a best friend although you want more. He say dumb stuff to his old gf like you know that you still love me. When he actually doesn’t know the half of it. He is probably in a relationship with a girl that he doesn’t really like. He is absolutely beautiful and will always be there for you. He is a swimmer who is freaking amazing and he knows it. He should be with an Ayla but isn’t. People say that he is really amazing and he is. He is incredibly funny and can make you laugh just by being near you.
by What a bae October 18, 2019

Derek is a top cunt, can also be referred to as Del or Delboy, men aspire to be like him, women love him and want him to father their children
That Derek, he's a top cunt!
by AlrightDelboy February 2, 2020

Derek is typically a very humorous and funny person to be around. He is in love with drawing and has a very unique drawing style. He is the type of guy to watch stranger things and smoke weed while doing so. He is however, very unemotional, he never can truly understand how one other feels. He doesn’t entirely show emotion but when he does, it means he really trusts you. Derek is typically not very much of a ladies man and is a virgin.
Girl: Derek is so weird
Girl 2: Omg I know isn’t he like a virgin still
Girl: yeah and we are in college
Girl 2: Omg I know isn’t he like a virgin still
Girl: yeah and we are in college
by Ijustlikemywords November 26, 2021

by pillowfighter7 November 11, 2017

Joe Derek is the best person u will meet in your life. You can always count on him for anything and he ain’t no snitch. So handsome . And a 10 inch stick
by What’s good May 22, 2018

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.
by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018
