Thomas Müller

That one German footballer who beat the 2 GOATS Of football CR7 and Messi

Thomas Müller just beat Brazil 7-1

by Droit May 25, 2023

thomas Hadley

the coolest dude ever PERIOD yeah he gets those

i just had a Thomas Hadley

by mista biggs March 27, 2011

Thomas Bradley

The ultimate life form.

May even be hotter than Thanos, maybe even he makes people expand more. Thomas Bradley is superior to all life.

Thomas Bradley expands my dong more than Thanos.
All hail Tbrad, all hail Tbrad.
TheTbrad12 reins!

by The fishy boobkin May 20, 2019

Thomas Wilkins

stupid fat 6’4 canadian retard that lives in Ardrossan, Alberta, Canada. Also Ezra is 2000000x better than him!

Hey look, it’s Thomas Wilkins, LINCH HIM!

by big stepp_6969 August 29, 2021

thomas the dank

Only the most mlg train out there!

Man Thomas the Dank Engine is the most dank person I know.

by EpicRygy August 12, 2016

Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

thomas lai

The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.

Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?

Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.

by Thomas Lye March 30, 2020