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hi landon
by hbkkhv June 20, 2022
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Landon

The most handsome boy in the world. Blonde hair with blue eyes and a great smile. Landon is always with the boiz and they always have his back. if you try to fight him he will beat u up so bad that your kids feels it. Landon is a musician and plays the guitar and ukulele. He loves playing sports like lacrosse. Landon is the best kid there is.
Landon is soooooo handsome
by funnyboiz June 21, 2022
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landon

landon is funny, kind and caring. he always is screwing around and taking it too far. sometimes he hurts his friends but he never means to. he has bluish grey eyes and dirty blond hair. his parents are strict but his dad is chill. lives a tough life but makes the most of it, and just makes you have hope for humanity. he always acts nonchalant and cool and buys the girl he likes anything she asks for. he is such a people pleaser and would love to have a girlfriend but everyone says he's too ugly when in truth they all think he's hot but just don't want to admit it. he has such musical talent and an inventive mind as well as a very good drawing ability. all his friends have unique traits and he would never want to not be friends with any of them. and is just an overall great person.
p1 whos that?
p2 I think hes a landon
p3 hes great at everything, he has to be a landon!
by that one wms anime kid June 23, 2022
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landon big strong

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay
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Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022
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Landon

Landon be always on his lemon, and all he cares about is lemon.
Hot women: yo is that landon?
Landon: no lemon? No me stay
by _its_lemon_ March 2, 2022
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Landon

Slip and Landon deez nuts
"stop being a Landon"
"a Landon?"
"Slip and Landon deez nuts lmaoooo"
by Hunt1ngw01f March 2, 2022
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