Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
by burgestar January 20, 2015
by popcornbaba October 28, 2022
by belarmmm November 03, 2022
september 28 1781, during the battle yorktown the british were becoming desperate, so they pulled out their main players 21 savage and quandale dingle, so the americans pulled out their secret weapon, Derek Clements. Derek's speed blitzed quandale and he got behind and used the half-boned chicken wing suplex on him breaking his neck, winning the war for America, making Derek a American legend.
by ITStotallynotderek May 03, 2022
every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!
by monkeyballz825 November 15, 2022
by NotYoyo6547 November 01, 2020
A mammal who yells at anything and everything. There are many couriois sounds that come from his anus every 15 minutes. Yelling and farting equals being pationate.
by Fart juice ram July 15, 2017