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christened unicorn

The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.
I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.
by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013
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Sticky Unicorn

post coitus, the male ejaculates into the females hair, then (using the ejaculate as hair gel) forms her bangs into a horn. and then proceeds to let it dry. vula, a sticky unicorn.
Man, i totally gave that chick a sticky unicorn.
by DonJuanFunny March 10, 2010
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SeXXXy Unicorn

A SeXXXy Unicorn is a professional woman that embraces her seXXXy side. Just like unicorns they are magical, unique and a little horny. They are ladies that hold their head and their horn up high!
She is a lawyer but she is also a SeXXXy Unicorn.

She gets that bag and is sexy as hell.
by Tangaray March 15, 2020
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Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
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blind unicorn

A man places his smooth balls over each eye of a man or woman with an erect pens protruding off the forehead of said man or woman, creating the illusion of a unicorn with weird testicle (blind) eyes. Usually includes variations with another man receiving fellatio simultaneously from the "blind unicorn"/willing victim!
Wow! They really made her/him into a blind unicorn, during that threesome!
by Gary Urbo December 13, 2018
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Exploding Unicorn

When a group of gay dudes have an extreme, nightmare inducing, HIV promising, dicks skinned raw orgy then weaponize the HIV by joining ISIS and blow themselves up in Jihad.
Did you hear about Greg? He died in Iraq. Did they hang him for being gay? No. His dying wish was to get his ass pounded then take his HIV and become an Exploding Unicorn. What a twat.
by Earth Wind and Taint December 1, 2020
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touching the unicorn

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
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