thomas pesman

a soviet cookie that only eats maccas because it is the only red and yellow food company he can find this is why he is obese.

share with me or ill get thomas pesman to sit on you

by meowue March 9, 2020

Thomas Müller

That one German footballer who beat the 2 GOATS Of football CR7 and Messi

Thomas Müller just beat Brazil 7-1

by Droit May 25, 2023

thomas Hadley

the coolest dude ever PERIOD yeah he gets those

i just had a Thomas Hadley

by mista biggs March 27, 2011

Thomas Bradley

The ultimate life form.

May even be hotter than Thanos, maybe even he makes people expand more. Thomas Bradley is superior to all life.

Thomas Bradley expands my dong more than Thanos.
All hail Tbrad, all hail Tbrad.
TheTbrad12 reins!

by The fishy boobkin May 20, 2019

Kai-Thomas

Usually, a ginger that can sometimes draw and is very interesting when acting. Normally falls on the floor while being slapped by a nerd.

That Kai-Thomas is hilarious when he's acting.

by LemonFurry May 16, 2019

Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

thomas lai

The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.

Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?

Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.

by Thomas Lye March 30, 2020