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Shart Queen

The person who goes by the name of Shart Queen is Froggyalli.

Now bow to your queen and pee in the bottle for her.
Oh no! I need to find a bottle fast or the Shart Queen will be angry!
by Eggie Ahoy July 17, 2021
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Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017
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Jumped the Shart

Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.
Family Guy jumped the shark long ago back in Season 3, then jumped the shart in season 5.
by microsoftwindowsvista March 19, 2021
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fart or shart

When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.

You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.
Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!

Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!

Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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Shart-Cootery

A small series of hot farts that bubble up through the outer labia.
That was a fine shart-cootery quite a pungent presentation.
by Bslagg June 4, 2022
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Verbal shart

An unintentional offensive comment that is verbalized loud enough for others to hear.
She had a verbal shart at the dinner Table that caused everyone to go silent.
by DE EM/IM June 12, 2020
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khaki shart

When a man named Fin tries to fart, but excretes greasy poop out his anus, through his underwear, bleeding through his khakis. Not knowing of his serious poo foul he parades around town showing off his khaki shart to everyone in small town Ohio. Being the cheapskate that he is, upon discovering his monumental shart error, he tries to rinse out and remove the shart stain from the khakis in his kitchen sink only to be caught by his wife. As punishment for wasting a good pair of khakis, Fin's wife banished him to sleeping on the basement couch for two weeks.
Fin ate Mexican for lunch which created a gassy bubbling in his stomach. He tried to fart, but it was a shart. The shart stained his khakis being known worldwide as a khaki shart.
by CRE10 November 14, 2013
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