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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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Ivy league

(N)
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.

2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
"Man I graduated ivy league. I hate this shit and seen it all. Friends day, lose everything to make it back, NA, etc."

Friend, "it'll be ok"

"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."

Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
by ForsakenMycelium March 23, 2022
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Balls Deep Fantasy League

A group of gay boys and one vagina that try and manage fantasy football teams. They tend to whine a lot. All 11 gay boys work for really bad companies. The commissioner is about as funny as Jay Leno, but tries hard to make the other gay boys giggle with jokes.
Everyone wants to play Hubba in the Balls Deep Fantasy League
by BallsDeepSkeet November 15, 2011
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Premier League

The most watched league in the world, set in the founding place of football (England, but also Wales some seasons)
20 teams compete but some teams are absolutely hopeless to win anything (Sheffield United, Luton Town, Burnley)
1. who is winning the Premier League?
2. Probably Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool, Man City
by ighvkio December 13, 2023
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Anti-Mask League

An organization of Americans opposed to wearing masks during the 1918 Flu Pandemic, which killed 50 million people.
"The 'Anti-Mask League' protest in San Francisco was an orderly protest compared to people fighting in Walmarts today," said Dr. Howard Markel, a medical historian and a physician who leads the Center for the History of Medicine at the University of Michigan. "Today, the anti-mask sentiment has a virulence and violence of its own that we didn't see back then."
by Monkey's Dad August 16, 2020
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League-J

When one receives a fellatio (or a blowjob) while playing Riot's League of Legends
"Did you hear about Dave's girlfriend?! She totally gave him a League-J after he ganked bot lane!"
"She told me for my birthday that if I hit Silver Rank that she'd give me a League-J."
by llllllbean January 22, 2021
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No League January

new year, new you. A month of no playing League of Legends in any way, shape or form for an entire month.
gf: you’re addicted to league of legends. Time to go the No League January phase
by a gf with an annoying gamer bf December 30, 2018
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