mung bus

A yellow school bus that is equivalent to a short bus that transports retarded kids to a "special" school in Pittsburgh, PA. It is sponsored by Mung Eggs, an egg farm.
"You're so fucking stupid, you're going to be riding the mung bus next year!"
by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004
mugGet the mung busmug.

Bus Sex

1.) Two School Busses having sex
2.) A Person having sex with a bus
3.) Two people have sex on a bus
4.) Two Bus drivers having sex on a bus
5.) A bus driver having sex with a non bus driver on a bus~
1.)The bus driver's going to bring his girlfriend on the bus to have bus sex.

2.)Those two bus drivers are going to have bus sex tonight i bet!
by EmilyR, December 27, 2006
mugGet the Bus Sexmug.

Catch the Bus

Dying by suicide, caught in past tense.
Facing a conviction for sex trafficking of minors, Epstein decided to catch the bus out of jail.
by Just a Joe Schmo January 10, 2022
mugGet the Catch the Busmug.

Bus Physics

The continuing series of events that effect the outcome of your luck or fortune.

The phrase originates from the dependency on public transport, for instance how being late for the bus can trigger multiple events that messes up the whole day. However, this term is not exclusive to transport issues and can be used for any other circumstance.

Good bus physics is when everything runs smoothly and goes to plan.
"A woman cut in front of me in line earlier, which meant I was late for the train, which meant I was late for work, WHICH MEANT I GOT FIRE. That woman totally messed up my bus physics!"
by bluecomplex March 2, 2010
mugGet the Bus Physicsmug.

Bus Butt

The rear end of a public transit bus which sticks out into traffic when it stops for passengers, thus rendering cars unable to pass.
"I hate driving in that lane, you get bus butt the whole way!"
"I am going to miss the next light because of this bus butt"
by damoi September 2, 2009
mugGet the Bus Buttmug.

bus fag

a person who likes to fuck buses, and mod's stolen content buses and gets called out
YOU MODDED JASONS VISION? YOU bus fag
by busfan_21221 April 9, 2020
mugGet the bus fagmug.

Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.
You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*
by Knee_Ghar69 March 27, 2022
mugGet the Short-busmug.

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