Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 17, 2023
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Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.
Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!
by Studs Lonigan III December 06, 2024
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hood scratch

Another way of saying marijuana.
"Got any 'hood scratch Mike?"
by Bugera June 24, 2015
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Flavor scratch

Flavor scratch is what happens to the roof of your mouth after eating hard foods, like captain Crunch, or toasted sourdough.
My cereal left me with multiple flavor scratches this morning.
by KayKay4 January 14, 2018
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Scratch-aGunner

I am on ALL platforms. At least I hope I am.
Scratch-aGunner is a totally epic gamer!! Give him a internet!! internetometer dot com/give/48017
by Scratch-aGunner March 15, 2021
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Scratch-aGunner

scratch-agunner is a epic gamer!! give him a internet on his forum signature!!
by Scratch-aGunner March 15, 2021
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Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting
Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff
by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024
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