canadian handshake

when you knee someone in the crotch, that, my friend, is a canadian handshake.

''john grabbed my boob, so i gave him a canadian handshake!''

by beezlebub 1776 July 15, 2007

Montreal Handshake

When two men reach toward each other as though to shake hands and then begin to pull on each other's respective members aggressively as though they were shaking hands.

Within moments of meeting each other, Johnson and Smith had a Montreal Handshake, as in they "shook" each other's "hand." And when I say that, I mean they "shook" each other's wanker. And when I say that, I mean they gave each other hand jobs simultaneously. I guess they hit it off--must be from Montreal...

by M. P. Troyka August 3, 2007

Devil's Handshake

Having to reach into a clogged toliet to free up the clog... With your hand.

"I was at my girlfriend's parents' house and I completely did work on their toliet. I couldn't find a plunger so I had to give it the Devil's Handshake".

by Lambdingo May 20, 2010

Albanian Handshake

The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.

You don't want to mess with that guy; He'll give you an Albanian Handshake.

by Regnar July 30, 2010

greek handshake

A reach around: where one reaches around another's body to grab their penis, either clothed or not.

A hand-job: where one massages another's penis, either clothed or not.

That chick gave me a greek handshake when she came up behind me.

by TheMadAussie December 17, 2008

Gentleman's Handshake

When two gentlemen jerk off another gentleman using a handshake. All gentlemen must be wearing suits.

Hey, I'll give you two guys $30 to give me a Gentleman's Handshake.

by Iloveskeeball May 24, 2009

honduran handshake

whiping your hand in a dirty place, ie testicles/anus, the proceding to shake someones hand

I was pissed off at Jimmy, so i quickly whiped my hand on my sweaty gooch then gave him the 'ol honduran handshake.

by Thommy696969 September 15, 2006