crook in the guts

When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.

Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!

by Blackbirdd June 9, 2016

Gut Shot

The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"

A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.

Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"

It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.

by InquisitorX July 13, 2019

my guts

Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.

Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.

Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.

Me: You got that right; he's my guts.

by lafemmeflora June 3, 2014

Head-gut

verb.
to charge into someone's gut with your head, usually causing pain, especially charger has horns.

When my younger brother was wrestling me, he head-gutted me.

by ur pet nerd December 18, 2008

utering gut

A gut on a women that hangs below her crotch.

Damn, that girls utering gut is hanging so low it looks like her ass is in the front.

by NGRI September 15, 2010

Gut-shot

Ejaculating deep in a female's vagina

I.e., blowing your load in her "gut"

Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late

by Sarahj883 July 16, 2019

gut-top

A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.

I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.

"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"

by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008