dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.

Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!

by Will.B.Watching March 07, 2016

Grunt Ring

(noun)- Is the physical result of the sphincter making an indentation ring around a turd.

I took a dump today and it had 3 grunt rings on it.

Shelia has such a tight ass that I had two grunt rings on my dick when I pulled out of her ass.

by Cyanide Gas October 23, 2010

Lacto ring

The plastic circle that stays attached to the gallon milk jug when the cap is removed. Makes an ideal cat toy.

I cleaned under the fridge yesterday and found 3 quarters, 2 pens and 9 lacto rings.

by Gourdaholic May 17, 2010

Ring of Biruzalyft

Ring of Biruzalyft: Worn under Kénji’s armor is a small silver ring glowing a yellowish sheen with green runes carved into it, The Ring of Biruzalyft grants the wearer complete nullification to sensory manipulation, and foresight of the wearers actions.

"The Ring of Biruzalyft is a relic originally held by Biruzalyft the relic stealer"

by Kénji Lescara February 10, 2019

rim ring

It is when any number of people eat each others asses in a ring like human centipeide.

Hey, do you guys want to do a rim ring instead of watching a movie.

by Big O man November 13, 2017

Copper Ring

When you finger a man or woman and get shit on your finger

Guy 1: Yo dude, Cassandra just gave me a copper ring last night it’s fucking gross
Guy 2: ew nasty get away from me

by Krajcovicmonkey October 26, 2022

Thorn Ring

A dangerous ring that enhances your magic stat and may or may not cause you to kill your friend in a trance. Sold by #1 Rated Salesman (1997). Often referred as the Commemorative Ring

Person: I found this random deer girl wearing a thorn ring
Person 2: Lol, frozen chicken go brrr

by Siciecszixi March 27, 2022