While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022
Get the Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costumemug. Yo, Did you hear the news that David Carradine died while doing the freaky Batman? he really needed Robin to hear his safe word.
by freaky_batman March 9, 2025
Get the The Freaky Batmanmug. 
Philly Batman: in Philly fashion, shows no fear when he pulls up to New York to confront New York Spider-Man aka Spider Cuz
by PhillyPHilly23 October 21, 2020
Get the Philly Batmanmug. 
On discord known ad the rizz God. An annoying mf who thinks he pulls bitches but they run from him. Usually they don't shower.
by Batmanisstinky December 1, 2022
Get the batman (rizz weirdo)mug. During doggystyle, make a circle with your index and thumb, put your hands in reverse with the circle over your eyes and rest of the hands resting on your face, like a Batman mask.
Continue pounding in silence unless she turns back. If she does, just tell her "I'm Batman".
Continue pounding in silence unless she turns back. If she does, just tell her "I'm Batman".
- Shit man, I did The Batman to her last night ?
- The What ?
- (proceeds to explain)
- Hell yeah bro, I gotta try it.
- The What ?
- (proceeds to explain)
- Hell yeah bro, I gotta try it.
by __batmann__ January 27, 2024
Get the The Batmanmug.