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sponge

used for insulting people. it’s similar to the word idiot except less offensive.
smh, thomas, you fucking sponge.
by fluteblower2000 March 11, 2018
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squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
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Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.
by Sandypearle January 13, 2023
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sponge it up too much

A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.
Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.

Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...
by StudentOfAHighSchool March 16, 2020
mugGet the sponge it up too muchmug.

Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.
Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.
by Liseee82 September 4, 2017
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Sponge

Someone who sucks all the living life and joy out of peoples livelihoods.

They tend to:

- Lap up all the available attention
- Be useless and dry asf when they cant get any attention
- Want to get in all the dirtiest scenarios unnecessarily

Can be used as a generic insult for someone who gets on your nerves
A synonym for a pick me girl
They're such an attention seeker wtf

I know what a sponge

Stop being such a sponge and make yourself useful for once
by tiredchart April 2, 2021
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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
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