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shag

Sex.

Where a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina or anus or mouth to make babies or pleasure. It could be man on man or woman on woman, but you get the idea.
1. Honey, let's shag!

2. Marhon saw Sina's car. Marhon had been married to Sina ever since gay marriage was legalized. He knew he was home, but what's this? The car of Asim, Sina's best friend, was parked on our drive. Very suspicious. I went in as quietly as possible, and crept up the stairs. Suddenly there was this sensual moaning coming from my room. I burst in and saw Asim deep inside Sina's asshole. It was then when I realised they had been shagging. I thought that Sina was my partner! I wanted to kill him, but then Asim jumped on top of me. It was then when I realised I was being raped.
by Marhon November 24, 2015
mugGet the shagmug.

shagged and dashed

when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.
michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!

mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!
by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022
mugGet the shagged and dashedmug.

shag matt

An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.
Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there
by AgencyofM April 19, 2021
mugGet the shag mattmug.

warmth shag

An episode of sexual activity used primarily for self-preservation in a cold climate.
John had originally planned a non-stop hike through Sweden. Unfortunately, the temperature plummeted dramatically and he was forced to stop for a quick warmth shag.
by Abanazar January 6, 2012
mugGet the warmth shagmug.

Shag and snag

To have sex with someone and take an article of theirs, such as undies, phone charger, tank top, when you leave the premises
I did the old “shag and snag” with her last night and ended up with a new keychain and a tee shirt
by Nolagirl ar June 2, 2018
mugGet the Shag and snagmug.

Shag Drag

That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.

An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”

-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy
I’m, like feeling the Shag Drag, man
by Yeetist Deakinist Monk February 18, 2019
mugGet the Shag Dragmug.

shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm
friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'
by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022
mugGet the shag the dogmug.

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