crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.

Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.

by Matt Bailey July 28, 2007

Sack Slack

When your balls are hanging extra low.

After getting out of the hot tub I had some major sack slack, and your mother loved it!

by bigdaddyfatsacks January 26, 2010

slut-sacked

a verb; to be slut-sacked, referring to drunk sexual encounters

Bruuu, I got so slut-sacked last night!

by SlutSacked1 November 1, 2010

Stubble Sack

A scrotum after a shave, only a while after a shave, so that it's as prickly as a porcupine. It's like stubbly chin skin wrapped around two testicles.

Snoop: "Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick."
Mandy May: "Nah Snoop, you got stubble sack..."

by Dr. Za December 19, 2008

Emotional Sack

The “Emotional Sack” is a theoretical organ, which can be located anywhere within human anatomy (although primarily in the abdomen). This sack can become inflamed due to a need for attention, presenting with pain and/or swelling to the general location of the sack (with a 17:1 female to male ratio). In extreme cases the sack can rupture causing erratic symptoms in unbalanced patients. Finally, the emotional sack atrophy, leaving a once compassionate caregiver with an inhibited sense of empathy (which can sometimes result as cynicism).

*These findings are the culmination of 18 years of medical practice and research by Dr. Conquistador.*

The patient presented to the ER complaining of abdominal pain, it was found that she had an inflamed emotional sack.

by Dr. Conquistador March 19, 2011

slap sacks

Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other

Hey Ernie..want to slap sacks with dorthory?

by ling69 November 9, 2013

flour sack

One who is generally dumb and does not understand references to simple subjects. Usually abbreviated to F.S.

Me: Dude, Johnny just got Glenn Beck and Ed Hardy confused.
Friend: What an Flour Sack!
Me: I know! He's a total F.S.

by DaRumblyTank February 27, 2011