Sneeze on my cheese

When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad

“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”

“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”

by HQ DLM February 17, 2024

Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019

Sleezy Sneeze

The act of ejaculating directly into the nostrils of a female during intercourse.

Louise gave Tanya a Sleezy Sneeze job on Saturday night after coming home from the bar.

by Jamal Willis the 3rd February 15, 2024

Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013

Underhand Sneeze

Another term for "jerkin off".

"I went into the bathroom stall and it looked like someone underhand sneezed all over the bowl!"

by JoePhatty May 23, 2009

HINEY SNEEZE

A Fart

Was that a Hiney Sneeze

by SLAMPIG101 June 17, 2021

Yack and Sneeze

A high school version of Mac and cheese

Teacher: Mac and Cheese for lunch
Student: You mean Yack and sneeze
Teacher: Sure

by XBlackFireX April 8, 2019