Google and shake

Manual stimulation occurring while searching for titillating images on the internet.

Are you going to try to hook up tonight, Barry?

Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.

by Equine fiddler June 27, 2014

Shaking the Gadget

Ostensibly, this refers to the use of an exercise device that you shake to build muscled arms.

On the other hand, it could also refer to an activity one does by yourself.

"How did you get such strong forearm muscles?"

"Um, shaking the gadget."

by Language Man July 30, 2009

Quit Shaking

“a huge raging homosexual with a keyboard who believes he has the Knowledge, Strength and Integrity to be classified as a cod athlete. he is known to drive around his truck around colorado trying to sneak kids in the back so he can brag to his non existent fan base about having friends when in fact they are just his personal noncey neeky abductions“

Don’t be a Quit Shaking.

by Vertaci June 9, 2021

Cheese Shakes

When one does not shower for 3 days and runs 2 miles per day and his balls become extremely sweaty and nasty, then he would grab his balls after they are pasted to his leg then shake other people's hands.

"Dude when I met that guy I totally gave him Cheese Shakes!" Cheese

by Meat Rocket April 11, 2010

Neapolitan Shake

When you cum in someone’s mouth and pour cocaine in, then shit in their mouth and then punch them so hard they start bleeding.

Will: Yo, me and my girl broke up last night.
Peter: Why, what happened?
Will: She said I wasn’t kinky enough in bed, so I tried giving her a Neapolitan Shake.

by breezechain September 4, 2021

Protein Shake

When you are doing anal, right before you climax , you put it in their mouth

You ever have truffle butter}? Well try this {protein shake!

by Bignuhhh September 16, 2015

Cincinnati Shake

When you have a turd that hasn't dropped and you stand over someone's face and shake to make it drop.

I gave Jenny a Cincinnati Shake last night.

by Mr. Doesn't Give a Shit June 6, 2015