Evan Ring

Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.

Dam we are looking like an Evan Ring, that's gay!!!

by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017

Choc ring

Parrticularly in gay circles, the brown smears of faecal matter, left around the mouth on the face, after giving a rim-job, or eating out ass.

'You've got a choc ring', 'best wash your choc ring off before we go out', ets.,

by MyrandaStrip November 14, 2012

Mint the ring

To apply toothpaste to the rim of the anus.

To freshen up, Andrew H excused himself to mint the ring.

by RingMinter November 17, 2012

Taco Ring

A mexican's Asshole

She has a tight Taco Ring

by .mexican November 22, 2011

Gristle Ring

Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.

Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!

by Booosted and juiced September 10, 2011

Ring Dinger

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".

Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.

by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019

Wrinkle ring

A crusty grimey wore out anus or butt hole that’s usually hammered so long and hard it’s all wrinkled up and crusty from days old cum

Omg Jason is putting it in her wrinkle ring god I hope he wears a rubber her wrinkle ring is leaking shit literally shit

by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018