Anubis Ranger

Fat slimy kid with anime axe body spray

Nigga 1: what's the stank ass smell?
Nigga 2: it's just ANUBIS RANGER.
Nigga1: stank ass nigga

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

ranger dick

A badass motherfucker

Ranger dick is a badass motherfucker

by Probabypuncher May 28, 2017

Ranger Mile

A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.

Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Ranger ryan

When you punch someone’s ball sack so hard, it gets sucked into their butthole

He had to go to the hospital after he got a Ranger Ryan

by Ladybaby45 August 22, 2019

womb ranger

Mom who can't let go, maintains a Stalin-like rule upon all things that have exited from her womb.

Going underground, my mom has gone all Womb Ranger on me and is screening my texts.

by Julie the Wife July 29, 2012

Walmart Rangers

Those Rural or Suburban Shoppers who show up in anything at night and act outrageously at all night Walmart Stores

Those people who fight or dress crazy late at night at Walmart are Walmart Rangers

by Jagermeister February 23, 2025

Blue Matt Ranger

The speediest member of the superhero group; The Phantom Rangers.

Blue Matt Ranger was one of the final members to join the elite force of the Phantom Rangers.
With his quick speed he was hastily approved to be a shining member.

the Blue Phantom Ranger is usually stereotyped as the brains of the group, but Blue Matt Ranger is far from it!

PRR: "Blue Matt Ranger...It's Phantom Time!!"

BMR: "Correct!!"

by Kyan Davies September 23, 2008