poser band 

when someone decides to label someone without context based on the music they listen to and to make themselves seem superior to the one they are speaking to, they degenerate the name poser by using it to be hurtful.

Circa 1981 to 2012...

Dude, I can't believe you listen to a poser band like U2.

poser band by facetious August 1, 2012

Poser Scene 

People why try to be Scene by putting on large sunglasses, taking pictures at an angle, putting on excess amounts of eye makeup, using toe rings as lip rings, and using odd props and colorful clips. also by teasing hair a bit.

Amy and Alaina = Poser Scene to the max!

Poser Scene by Amy and Alaina July 26, 2005

poser gay 

A person who happens to think they're gay, while actaully being straight. This person may be so conviced that they are gay, that they will do anything gay people do, untill some time down the road they find out that being gay isnt for them and switch back, therefore they are only gay for a certain amount of time, like a bad fashion. note that being poser gay may mean a sudden change from natural gay.

person 1 : "look at that guy hanging out with the gays"
person 2 : "that guy so poser gay"
person 3: "yea, he's so gonna be straight by next week"

poser gay by the mx November 29, 2005

poser goth dike 

Those Jr. High kids who act like they're abused and have it out for society. They often experiment with homosexuality to show their "liberal, open minded views" when in actuality, are trying to get attention, just like any other fake lesbian dumbass.

What happened to Jenna?

She couldn't make any friends, so she went poser goth dike.

poser goth dike by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006

poser anarchist

Someone, normally suburban middle-class teenagers or students, who thinks anarchism is a good idea because its 'anti-capitalist'. If these kids knew a damn thing about capitalism they'd know what laissez-faire was and that the idea of a society which completely depends on survival of the fittest and most intelligent and with no boundaries to their actions (bad aswell as good) would be pure-capitalism.

Any anarchist who isn't also a nihlist is a poser anarchist.

poser anarchist by Leslie Andrew January 4, 2007

poser sleeve

A half sleeve on the forearm.

dude look at that kids poser sleeve and snakebites
what a faggot

poser sleeve by poopoop123 January 16, 2009

poser band 

Bands that posers love to listen to.
Good Charlotte,Green Day,My Chemical Romance,Simple Plan, Ashlee Simpson. say all you want but we all know it's true!

Hey Blair, I just came from American Eagle and bought this super cute $40 vintage t-shirt! and now I'm heading over to Sam Goody to buy the new Avril Lavigne album!

poser band by emochild4life August 28, 2005