Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025

The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.

Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."

by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025

Played against Plumbers

Used to critique the acclaim of older NBA players by claiming their competition was less skilled on average.

"MJ had 6 rings, but he played against plumbers. Kobe's clearly the goat."

"You a whole bitch"

by andcastle December 25, 2025