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Pineapple hairs

The green things on top of a pineapple as named by anix in his latest YouTube Video. Please subscribe
Gordon Ramsay: YOU NEED TO CUT PF THE PINEAPPLE HAIRS YOU DISGUSTING PEASANT
Contestant: Ok I Will Cut Off The Pineapple hairs next time...
by yelram June 16, 2020
mugGet the Pineapple hairsmug.

pineapple lump

A Sri Lankan who is brown on the outside yet blonde on the inside, who squeals, topples, then falls whilst attempting to bungy jump
"You're like a pineapple lump!"
by Nick101 August 29, 2006
mugGet the pineapple lumpmug.

The Pineapple Club

Cheech: "Yo, are you a member of The Pineapple Club?"

Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"

Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"
by ips1023 September 9, 2010
mugGet the The Pineapple Clubmug.

pineapple pizza

A pizza that was made from a topping that ruined pizza
Pizza is good, but not with pineapple

Pineapple pizzas are consumed by hippies. Hippies are terrible. And so is the food they consume.
Therefore, pineapple pizza is terrible .

It's the equivalent from eating a used diaper filled with explosive green diarreah.
Every
Villian
Is

Pineapple pizza
"May i take your order?"
'Yeah hmm um, can i have one well rounded crap pizza?'
"Sure! One pineapple pizza for you!"
by Pizzagod_13 October 8, 2015
mugGet the pineapple pizzamug.

Butt Pineapple

When you put two hands, palms together, in someones asshole and wiggle your fingers back and forth interlocking. It looks like a pineapple.
Penelope thought Harold deserved a butt pineapple last night. It was a good way to shut him up
by HaroldPenelope February 23, 2011
mugGet the Butt Pineapplemug.

fuck pineapple

what the fuck are you googling "Fuck Pineapple" for? get a fucking life you melt.
Ryan: "Get a fucking life you melt"
You: *Gets a fucking life* *Is no longer a melt*
Fuck Pineapple- You're a melt and have no life
by ryandontlikeyou February 23, 2018
mugGet the fuck pineapplemug.

Awkward Pineapple

Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to

interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.

Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.
Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"

Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"
by Dodwena September 18, 2013
mugGet the Awkward Pineapplemug.

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