Pineapple Hairs

Another word for the leaves at the top of a pineapple.

Person one: “You should not eat the pineapple hairs”
Person two: “pineapple hairs??”
Person one: “look it up”

by madethisacountforpineapplehair June 16, 2020

pineapple lump

A Sri Lankan who is brown on the outside yet blonde on the inside, who squeals, topples, then falls whilst attempting to bungy jump

"You're like a pineapple lump!"

by Nick101 August 29, 2006

The Pineapple Club

You may or may not be a member of it.

Cheech: "Yo, are you a member of The Pineapple Club?"

Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"

Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"

by ips1023 September 9, 2010

pineapple pizza

A pizza that was made from a topping that ruined pizza
Pizza is good, but not with pineapple

Pineapple pizzas are consumed by hippies. Hippies are terrible. And so is the food they consume.
Therefore, pineapple pizza is terrible .

It's the equivalent from eating a used diaper filled with explosive green diarreah.
Every
Villian
Is

Pineapple pizza

"May i take your order?"
'Yeah hmm um, can i have one well rounded crap pizza?'
"Sure! One pineapple pizza for you!"

by Pizzagod_13 October 8, 2015

Butt Pineapple

When you put two hands, palms together, in someones asshole and wiggle your fingers back and forth interlocking. It looks like a pineapple.

Penelope thought Harold deserved a butt pineapple last night. It was a good way to shut him up

by HaroldPenelope February 23, 2011

Persian Pineapple

A sun-tanned choad with pubes that were dyed green.

"Did you see that Mike's Persian Pineapple?"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"

by JJRocksIV December 2, 2011

Pineapple effect

When you get freaky and you want porno.

I think I have the pineapple effect. I'm gonna call Jeff.

by Samantha Kirk January 20, 2017