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Bong Loard

A longboard.

Used commonly in the youtube poop tradition used as "vocal mixing", with other words such as SUS. Many teenagers will text like this when they intend to be funny, or to relieve tension. Youtube poopers will mix words such as this to add an unexpected moment of comedy to an otherwise unfunny clip.
"A bong loard is just like a bate skord, except it has really whig beels."
by Wam Cest June 6, 2019
mugGet the Bong Loardmug.

Bong Nostrils

The situation in which you hit the bong and suddenly one of your nostrils becomes clogged, yet you cannot blow anything out your nostril to clear it. Long term bong use can lead to more frequent bong nostril flare-ups.
Jon: Sniffles

Joe: Dude are you sick?

Jon: Nah man, just got some bong nostrils.
by Bongitis January 1, 2012
mugGet the Bong Nostrilsmug.

Bong Bunyip

Someone who drinks the bong water out of a smoked bong
Fuckkk johno you love that bong water ay, your the biggest Bong Bunyip
by BigChicken02 May 24, 2023
mugGet the Bong Bunyipmug.

Bong Yip

A bong hit taken by a person who was raised in an asian country but is caucasian themselves.
WANG!, take a bong yip and pass it to me.
by achibald November 2, 2009
mugGet the Bong Yipmug.

Bong Butter

I just got done scraping the bong butter out of my bowl so we can smoke it. We are going to be so fucked up.
by Gingerroot April 12, 2022
mugGet the Bong Buttermug.

Tonker Bong

jessica is a total tonker bong
by gorlssss February 11, 2019
mugGet the Tonker Bongmug.

Bong Weezer

My sister Crystal😂
by ShuglyAsShit February 17, 2021
mugGet the Bong Weezermug.

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