Baseball Alley Oop

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

by weird sex scenarios December 03, 2019

oops cum

When someone cums even b4 penatration of the vagina

This usually happens when the penis is getting played with

Escobar u came and you didn't even stick it in yet " it was a oops cum"

by Shivel June 15, 2017

Oop joop

To get out of a hard situation

I had to oop joop my way up out the trap they was bustin

by Miajayc April 15, 2016

oops fuck

oops fuck just means you fucked up, probably moderately bad.

Oops fuck i just tripped over my dog.

by autis fish January 26, 2022

Ally-Oop Rizz

A type of Rizz that makes you and your friends look good but no matter how great you do, somehow a friend always scores.

You do all the work and somehow your homie gets the final shot. (not stepping on toes and not wingmanning)

"I got this girls number, we planned to meet up introduced her to my friend and somehow she still ended up going home with him"

"That sounds like Ally-Oop Rizz to me"

by @The_Riceboii June 10, 2023

Oop oop

To have sexual inter course. This word is used so people around you won’t know you mean sex.

So I oop ooped Joseph last name, not a very satisfying time.

by 7pagemuda September 05, 2019

and i oop skkskskskskskksksksskskkskskskskskskskskkskskskskskskskskskskkskkskskskskskskskksskkskskskskskkkskskskskskskskskkskskwoskkokdkosaodowkaoksokdowoasidwjoisjaiowjdiosaoidhaojsi3hne9dw8m9q8fm8myd8samy8wamsjdmoamsdja89oyjso9dynaow7yods7aynowd7

and i oop skkskskskskskksksksskskkskskskskskskskskkskskskskskskskskskskkskkskskskskskskskksskkskskskskskkkskskskskskskskskkskskwoskkokdkosaodowkaoksokdowoasidwjoisjaiowjdiosaoidhaojsi3hne9dw8m9q8fm8myd8samy8wamsjdmoamsdja89oyjso9dynaow7yods7aynowd7

(urban dictionary pls dont ban me i done nothing wrong)

normal person: USES PLASTIC BOTTLE
vsco girl: OMG STOP BIG BULLY -slaps bottle out of hand- and i oop skkskskskskskksksksskskkskskskskskskskskkskskskskskskskskskskkskkskskskskskskskksskkskskskskskkkskskskskskskskskkskskwoskkokdkosaodowkaoksokdowoasidwjoisjaiowjdiosaoidhaojsi3hne9dw8m9q8fm8myd8samy8wamsjdmoamsdja89oyjso9dynaow7yods7aynowd7

by jimmybiscut74 April 08, 2021