Deck Dealer

Old dude who use to skate that picks up skateboards from the shop to resell or raffle at inflated prices so that they can use the money to support their addiction.

Dave’s a Deck Dealer, he’s cleared out three stores of all the new skateboard decks and now is raffling and selling them so he can buy more.

by Skaterboi89 August 5, 2022

Double decking

Two people farting within a small space of each other

Damn bro I could barely breathe in the car when Dan and Samantha were double decking last night

by Lilbodega March 5, 2018

The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board

See... The situation we find ourselves in now is akin to this ☝️

Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."

Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Deck

Bruno’s long decadent dick. When hard it points straight out and curve upwards towards the tip area. In a special occurrence it will curve to the right. You can do what ever you want with it as long as you co own it but only one other does…

omg Bruno’s deck is so long!!

by Skunkeim July 29, 2024

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Decked

To strike or hit someone so hard that they lose the ability to remain standing.

John was popping off at the mouth again, so I decked him and he regretted it.

by eatpubes August 27, 2023

Deck

To Deck is to hit someone hard enough to knock them out. The most used move to 'deck' someone is to grab their face and bring it down onto your knee, thus decking them in the schnozz (nose).

"You try that shit with me and I'll deck you in your schnozz"

by Rondour December 29, 2020