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Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
mugGet the Internet Grannymug.

Uppa fucking granny

A massive box with ket heads and rats
Let’s go uppa fucking granny
by Jammysandwich420 March 10, 2021
mugGet the Uppa fucking grannymug.

Granny

A boys cock and ballsack. Ballsack is like a grandmothers saggy tits
I have a swoll granny
by Ms.keith October 17, 2017
mugGet the Grannymug.

Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.
Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.
by Kylzam June 11, 2022
mugGet the Granny Grab timemug.

Tranny Granny Sammy

A trans grandmother who's named Sammy
by Kiddes123 January 11, 2023
mugGet the Tranny Granny Sammymug.

gossip granny

Always wanting the gossip. The lates hits and latest couple
KOSTA:Any news today?
KEELY: your such a gossip granny.
by I am me don't judge March 14, 2016
mugGet the gossip grannymug.

Gushing Granny

by CertifiedNegroid January 17, 2025
mugGet the Gushing Grannymug.

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