national cock sucking day

on the 9th of September is the national cock sucking day.

GIVE THAT BOY SOME HEAD BITCH (national cock sucking day)

by catfishhhhh October 15, 2008

national bohemian

Maryland’s pride and joy, as far as beer goes at least. Brewed along with its brethren Colt 45 by Baltimore’s own National Brewery in the late 19th century, Mr. Boh symbolizes the best of everything Baltimore. Unfortunately National Brewery went out of business shortly after the Second World War. "Natty-Boh" and Colt still exist today however, brewed by Pabst Blue Ribbon. Boh is only distributed to Maryland and very limitedly to southern Pennsylvania. Continues to be the quintessential crab beer and Baltimore high school students best choice for an excellent tasting, inexpensive beer. Foreigners will never understand the significance of that little one eyed pimp on the side of the can/bottle and hopefully things will continue to be this way. Bmore what up!

Simply, The sight of 17 year olds strolling out of a liquor store, each carrying their own 12pack of Boh.

"Hey man your making a run, pick me up a 12 of Boh."

by dee loc May 3, 2005

National Girlfriend Day

Everyday is NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY! Tell her you appreciate her and send little texts out of the blue and tell her shes beautiful or you love her. Something like that

National Girlfriend day
Boy: texts girl friend i love you out of the blue

by ChickenLad October 29, 2019

National Get Head Day

April 27, National get head day might be the best day of the year. Get your girl friend, friend, fellow gang member, or even someone you have a thing with to give you head.

Boy: Hey it’s national head day
Girl: Oh ok

(Girl gets on knees and proceeds to give head)

(Girl finishes)

Boy: Wow thanks! Have a wonder National Get Head Day

Girl: Ya you too

by Brobeans9696 May 29, 2018

National wedgie day

On October 3rd for the whole day you can freely give anyone a wedgie without getting in trouble for it.

“Omg Veronica came up to me while I was in geometry and asked me if I knew what day it was, in which I responded “it’s Wednesday right”, and she spun me around and said “it’s national wedgie day” while she yanked my thong so high.”

by October 3rd lol September 8, 2019

National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12

“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019

National wear black day

On December 5th is when you wear all black.

Hey did you know it’s national wear black day?

by Karmasabish November 12, 2019