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The Dad Jean

A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!

Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!

Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
by ThroughtheLookingGlasses May 27, 2011
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jean jacques

The highest form of royal power, and the biggest dick size you can find
by Ricardx November 24, 2021
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Jean Eater

Hey dude, check out the jean eater on that chick! Right on, it looks like a hatchet wound!
by benwastyxx September 17, 2010
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old jeans

Dude #1 : Bro you're ass at this game
Dude #2: Yeah dude i'm Old Jeans
by robotsantazilla May 2, 2019
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jean-stéphane

Jean-Stéphane is a boy who love to take risks. He is spontaneous and funny. You can think that he’s a player at first but when you get to know him, he’s the most caring and loving person on earth. He loves to do illegal things and will have a tons of anecdotes to tell you.
I love jean-Stéphane so much!

I know jean-Stéphane is so funny.
Have you heard about what jean-Stéphane just did?
by Findme June 10, 2020
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jeane mae

Beautiful inside and out. She is also kind, sweet, loving, admirable, charming, funny and a lot more.She will always at your back if you fell down and will always make you feel like your worth something. Shes not like most people, she is different in a beautiful way. She can always know when your down, and make you feel better in a second. Her laugh and smile just make your day.If you have a Jeane Mae in your life never let go or you will regret it.
I was so down that day and Jeane Mae make me feel better.
by Zion9 June 7, 2021
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Jean Job

The act of giving the male sex a hand job but through his jeans.

This could be followed by a massage or a starter activity before sexual intercourse.
Lauren gave Leon a jean job.

Leon enjoys receiving jean jobs.
by Thecreatorofthejeanjob1 January 13, 2014
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