blea-j

The act of giving a BJ after the guy has dipped his dick into bleach. This sexual act is also great for teeth whitening!

Alice just gave him a blea-j. Her teeth are as white as cum!

by themuskrat May 23, 2008

Ooping the J

A sex move.
This occurs with two males and a lovely female. Male 1 is choking his chicken til he's ready to splurt. Male 2 runs into the room when Male 1 yells, "We've got an Oopertunity!" Female 1 opens her mouth, as she is the basket. Male 1 shoots, in the air, Male 2 slams down the shot into Female 2's hoop.

These can be alley-oops, 3-pointers, or foul shots if the Female was acting a little rough

Damn Aaron, Yashira has such a big mouth, wanna Oop the J?

Kenny broke the glass after slamming and Ooping that J!

Tom, Dennis, and Claire were Ooping the J when Tom's mom came into the room and rejected the shot! Sick..

by Emas Diez May 8, 2006

J Bizzle

A blow job

My flipapaynyo girlfriend is aight. She can't speak English for shit but gives great j bizzle.

by Carly Wild August 9, 2008

J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.

DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

Donte J

A person who is generally a good writer and artist. A Donte J is very straight forward. He/she is every open minded and very well rounded.

Person: Dude that girl is defiantly a donte j

by livelifexlol June 27, 2010

j say

just saying

you look really good j say

by ryguy16 June 10, 2011

j and g

j and g are brother from other mothers.

j was born 250098756 days before g

as g was born j farted and g died

david bell: i hate you

herbert: you are a J and G

david bell: what the fuck is that?!

herbert: hey chris

by nigellelus October 28, 2010