Beta Safe is a term used in various pornography for content that betas are "safe" to watch. This can be censored content, nonnudes, or gay porn.
by GooniiBoi February 13, 2025
by dyslexicgirl00 April 02, 2021
Jag.. Simply jag, a bottom who whines at any inconvenience but is loyal to his loving girlfriend. Unless hentai is involved and then she's shoved in the dirt.
by Zaiv_12 March 01, 2025
A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.
Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
by Waterman Dickfinger March 31, 2016
A regular Beta guy who embraced Stoicism as a way to be more masculine and gain the acceptation of chicks with no succes.
by LeJean November 04, 2019
This is the time when a group of all guys gather to drink, but are unable to attract any girls to drink with. Instead of calling the night a complete waste and going to sleep, one member will yell out "Beta Beta time!" in which case the other members begin drinking until they no longer remember the lack of females.
Person 1: "Damn, there's no frat parties tonight, and all the girls we know are at POP the DREAM this weekend. There's literally nothing to do"
Person 2: "Don't worry guys, I just picked up this Jamison bottle. It's BETA BETA TIME!"
1hr 30min later.....
Persons 1-8: "ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzz" (sleeping)
Person 2: "Don't worry guys, I just picked up this Jamison bottle. It's BETA BETA TIME!"
1hr 30min later.....
Persons 1-8: "ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzz" (sleeping)
by PineappleTree April 11, 2014
Jay is a small dick pathetic excuse for a man. He looks like a gremlin and supports hitler's regime, he doesn't know what the fuck a Pokémon is and thinks he's undercover, he likes to shout slurs in public and has the brain capacity of a fucken lemon seed, his favorite video game is fortnite which he also sucks dick at, he watches porn because he knows he'll never have real sex, he's also like 4'2, he's also pansexual because he's really attracted to pans for some reason, spongebob turns him on, and he can't help but get naked while watching it.
by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023