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brown zero

Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.
After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.
by computernut October 3, 2009
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Brown Sword

Damn Bitch! You gave me a Brown Sword
by Snell Dawg October 2, 2018
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Brown Mountie

Giving it to a girl doggy style while another girl licks your hole.
The Brown Mountie braved the frigid yukon tundra and eventually captured the Mad Trapper.

I recieved a Brown Mountie in the bathroom of the Bedouin Soundclash concert.

He Brown Mountie'd his way through High School and first year college.
by Brown_Mountie April 24, 2010
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The Brown Bow

The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.
I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.
by D-pop February 19, 2014
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Brown Scooby

The act of straddling a person's back, and sliding up and down on them, while defecating. Keep layering the feces to form a 'Cake of Shit.'
Congratulations,
You have achieved Brown.
Chris: Hey, give me a Brown Scooby right now Kyle, you bitch.
Kyle: *Performs Scoobening*
by Korogum March 5, 2015
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Brown Sneeze

Result: the walk of shame

An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze
by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020
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Brown grandma

A brown grandma is an elderly woman that sharted her pants.
"Man she's a brown grandma!" Said john.
by luqerbqli January 22, 2018
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