Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

by summiebummie February 24, 2023

Hot Pocket

When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.

Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket

by In Law Hate May 9, 2018

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.

by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022

Trenton hot pocket

When a man wraps his Weiner in pork roll (not Taylor Ham), covers his partner’s vagina in sauce from a Delorenzo’s tomato pie and bangs her while eating a pint of Halo Farms ice cream

My wife thoroughly enjoyed her Trenton Hot Pocket. It’s the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it!

by Dadocentury November 7, 2021

Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.

“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"

Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast

by pteater January 14, 2022