governor-general

It's when during a sexual occasion involving multiple people one person (male usually) is dominant among others and tells them what to do (how to fuck)

-Mister Governor-general, what are your orders?
-You lick Janny's pussy, Susan, while Danny fucks your ass.
- Acknowledged, sir!

by Jenson Marin September 13, 2017

governnent

A misspelling of the word "Government" Accedentaly spelled because a dipshit can't use a keyboard.

Ex: What good does the governnent do?

by Jeff #37,465 November 5, 2017

Government

A trash system set to brainwash its people and make it believe that global warming doesn't exist.

The government sucks.

by yellowfoureyes November 12, 2017

Goverment kink

That's a kink where people get off thinking about the goverment spying on them trough their webcams and/or phone cameras.

That dude is so freaky.... he gets off to the goverment spying on him trough his webcam. He has a Goverment kink.

by thick ass homosexual January 17, 2018

Governing

being fucky, making peoples lives harder, messing with your shit, etc

Anyway, President Obama is going to have to change his style of governing.

by eydsh August 7, 2018

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.

I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.

by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018