To be considered a Lavander Goon you must contain at least two (2) of the following:
1. An interesting creature, one who really knows how to make other stomach turn just from making comments.
2. A man who is addicted to whores in order to make a multitude of wiener cousins.
3. A trolling champ who knows no boundaries and can even make hardcore gamers pissed.
4. Someone who can quote movies like it is the only thing they do.
1. An interesting creature, one who really knows how to make other stomach turn just from making comments.
2. A man who is addicted to whores in order to make a multitude of wiener cousins.
3. A trolling champ who knows no boundaries and can even make hardcore gamers pissed.
4. Someone who can quote movies like it is the only thing they do.
by Pen15ish December 30, 2010
Get the Lavander Goonmug. by T dog June 16, 2016
Get the night goonmug. A destination set-up specifically to attract less-desirable members of a particular crowd, where they can be distracted and naturally discouraged from mingling with the rest of society; like a kiddy-pool for morons
"Hey, glad you made it to the con! You didn't bring Jerry with you, did you?"
"Yeah, but he saw the furry group right as he came in, so he's distracted, don't worry about him."
"I knew he'd find the goon booth!"
"Yeah, but he saw the furry group right as he came in, so he's distracted, don't worry about him."
"I knew he'd find the goon booth!"
by K0k04 July 28, 2018
Get the goon boothmug. A paintball player who thinks they know what they are doing/talking about, even when they don't know $#!+
John: DM7s suck, get a Tippmann!
Mike: Wow, listening to you makes me want to drown a sack of puppies, you goon baller.
Mike: Wow, listening to you makes me want to drown a sack of puppies, you goon baller.
by No oneonthissitecaouldhavethisname June 2, 2007
Get the Goon ballermug. This word describes your work-place when at least 87 percent of your co-workers look like stone face gorgons!!!! Escpecially applies if you work in the sub-levels of your work-place.
Man, this job is the worst....so many goons around here, I hate going to work at the Goon Dungeon....
by Troy Johnson July 18, 2006
Get the Goon Dungeonmug. Mike: Brad is so pussy-whipped that he went to see the new Twilight Movie with his girlfriend.
Tom: Are you serious?
Mike: Yup.
Tom: What a twilight new goon.
Tom: Are you serious?
Mike: Yup.
Tom: What a twilight new goon.
by KayFizzle November 21, 2009
Get the Twilight New GOONmug. Paul: "Hey Willy have you seen 'Wesley Likes Goon'?"
Will: "WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS?!"
Paul: Aha you're a good kid.
Will: "WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS?!"
Paul: Aha you're a good kid.
by wesleylikesgoon September 29, 2008
Get the Wesley likes goonmug.