Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.
by ZGalanis December 23, 2020
She is fur trapping him for child support.
by Der Ami July 06, 2018
My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.
by Trout wrangler March 07, 2021
by Sir.Thotiest January 20, 2020
by Sir.Thotiest January 20, 2020
When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.
“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”
*opens door*
Cat: *meow*
Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?
Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)
“Alright, there you go”
Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)
“At least I got fur therapy”
*opens door*
Cat: *meow*
Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?
Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)
“Alright, there you go”
Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)
“At least I got fur therapy”
by Malcontent lag August 17, 2022