A christian is usually a quiet guy whos really generous person. When you get to lnow home hell be the sweetest funniest person you know.Everyone loves christan...
by Alison delarentes October 25, 2018
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Sadly, Jesus had yet to perfect the skill of necromancy, and his brother returned from the grave only to continue to rot and decay.
No one likes a zombie, so James headed off into the wilderness to be alone. He raised some zombies to play with, and they have continued to create more zombies to keep company.
James Christ is often ignored by the Christian church, as he shows a sign of Jesus' weakness. He is also VERY smelly.
Sadly, Jesus had yet to perfect the skill of necromancy, and his brother returned from the grave only to continue to rot and decay.
No one likes a zombie, so James headed off into the wilderness to be alone. He raised some zombies to play with, and they have continued to create more zombies to keep company.
James Christ is often ignored by the Christian church, as he shows a sign of Jesus' weakness. He is also VERY smelly.
by Nate Compton July 6, 2006
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Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior from the Bible. He is the Redeemer, the one who suffered on the cross, died for us, and resurrected the third day to be on the Father’s right hand. He is the creator of the earth and the heavens.
“Jesus Christ is the Savior.”
“Jesus Christ is the Lord.”
“Jesus Christ is the King of Kings.”
”Jesus Christ is the Way to Salvation.”
”Jesus Christ is the Holy One of Israel.”
”Jesus Christ is the Redeemer of the World.”
”Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd.”
“Jesus Christ is the Lord.”
“Jesus Christ is the King of Kings.”
”Jesus Christ is the Way to Salvation.”
”Jesus Christ is the Holy One of Israel.”
”Jesus Christ is the Redeemer of the World.”
”Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd.”
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Although God could end the coronavirus pandemic any time, however, it looks like He decided not to get involved in any conversation or negotiation between Christ and Corona, or between Christ and Lucifer, for whatever spiritual reasons.
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Mick walks into work to find Desiray is sitting at the computer hogging the internet at work.
Desiray smirks and does not share although, her being a she-whale, has been on the internet all morning, continues to hog the internet and not relent it to Mick.
Mick yells "I hate you with the passion of the Christ!"
Desiray smirks and does not share although, her being a she-whale, has been on the internet all morning, continues to hog the internet and not relent it to Mick.
Mick yells "I hate you with the passion of the Christ!"
by Hardcore_Harry December 23, 2008
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While definitely not averse to using such words as fuck and cunt, modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.
While definitely not averse to using such words as fuck and cunt, modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.
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